The government’s got your stimulus check in the mail or electronic deposit en route. They’re hoping we can collectively take our inebriated economy by the boot straps and pull it back into action with such a large influx of cash. But this all depends on how we spend it.

With most citizens receiving $600 per single tax payer and $1200 per family, that’s a nice chunk of change to put towards…. something.

The Feds want you to go buy the stereo system you’ve been eying for the last six months. Or, maybe throw it down on a new bedroom set to spruce up the look of your home.  But don’t forget about all that credit card debt we already have. There’s also the rising gas cost or vacation time that’s coming in July.

In national surveys, most people indicate they’re planning to pay down their debt. But something tells me they may change their mind once that lump of cash is sitting in bank accounts.

What will you do with your check?

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Come and get it.

The Official Economic Stimulus Tax Rebate Payment Schedule - (for Federal Tax Returns Received and Processed by April 15, 2008):

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Yee haw!!! I’m gonna get me some economic stimulus!

Watch your mail boxes. Those $600 checks (for singles) are en route. Before you receive your checks, you’ll get a payment notice in the mail heralding it’s arrival.

It’ll say something like:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stimulus.
Stimulus who?
Oh, just spend the damn money when it shows up.

The PDF version of the letter is here.

EDIT Sunday, 3/16/08 at 6:15 PM

The notices being mailed to tax payers advising them of a pending stimulus check has cost $42 million. That amount doesn’t include the next wave of letters that’ll be sent to those who still haven’t filed their taxes yet.

Dear sweet baby Jesus. Waste of time/waste of money anyone??

Here are the top questions asked:

1. When will I get my check?

The exact system and timetable has not been worked out, but it likely will be based on Social Security numbers and geography, not on the order tax returns were filled or alphabetically.

UPDATE: March 17th, 2008: IRS press release details payment time table here!

2. What are the requirements to get my check?

You must have filed a 2007 tax return and reported at least $3,000 but not more than $75,000 ($150,000 joint income). Plus if you have dependent children, expect to cash in an additional $300 each. (Toys-R-Us here we come!)

3. Why is the government doing this?

Because the economy is shit and our government has devised this quick fix to try and entice us into buying that sofa, Dior sweater, or make a decent payment on our credit cards. The theory being that by pumping this collective clump of money back into our economy, we will boost (or stimulate?) our economy that isn’t floundering (says Dubya).

The birth of this decision as reported on Patriot Missive is here which includes my (not so) veiled opinion on the matter.

Alright people, be sure to spend it all in one place!

Soure: Linda Stiff, acting IRS commissioner.
(Perhaps it’s just me but isn’t it amusing the IRS commissioner’s last name is “stiff”? Just sayin’.)

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