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Shocker Talk Show Host Mancow Waterboarded; Epic Fail


Mancow, the popular Chicago area talk show host, wanted to prove to you that waterboarding isn’t torture.

Guess who was schooled?

“With a Chicago Fire Department paramedic on hand, Mancow was placed on a 7-foot long table, his legs were elevated, and his feet were tied up.

Turns out the stunt wasn’t so funny. Witnesses said Muller thrashed on the table, and even instantly threw the toy cow he was holding as his emergency tool to signify when he wanted the experiment to stop. He only lasted 6 or 7 seconds.

‘It is way worse than I thought it would be, and that’s no joke,’ Mancow said, likening it to a time when he nearly drowned as a child. ‘It is such an odd feeling to have water poured down your nose with your head back…It was instantaneous…and I don’t want to say this: absolutely torture.’

‘I wanted to prove it wasn’t torture,’ Mancow said. ‘They cut off our heads, we put water on their face…I got voted to do this but I really thought “I’m going to laugh this off.” ‘

Heh……

[via LGF]

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Chicagos already inflated love for Obama just doubled in size


Chicagoans are the toughest bastards when it comes to surviving vicious winters. Just ask President Obama:

P.S. Ms. Missive’s also a Chicagoan. :)

[via Oliver Willis]

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Anti-Israel protestors soil the good name of Chicago


Say it ain’t so….

Officials with the city’s Office of Emergency Management and Communication estimated the crowd at 4,000 people, many of whom first gathered in Pioneer Plaza near Tribune Tower at about 2 p.m. chanting slogans, waving Palestinian flags and carrying signs that read, “Stop U.S. Aid to Israel Now.”

Photo:  Their protest sign is apparently recycled from the Presidential election.  Glad to see their creativity over floweth.  At least it wasn’t this sign.

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Sunday Morning Coffee Link Depot


It’s Sunday which means one thing to me… football.  I’ll be watching the Chicago Bears (2-2) tango with the Detroit Lions (0-3) at noon CST.  With the Lions coming off a bye week plus home field advantage, the Bears would be fools to underestimate their 0-3 record.

While we’re waiting for kick-off, here’s a link depot to sip with your coffee:

UPDATE:

  • I forgot one very important link. The latest SNL installment of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: VP Debate edition! (Careful not to spit out your coffee after clicking this one.)

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Ms. Missive Live Blogs the VP Debate Tonight!


Come join me as I LIVE BLOG the VP debate tonight here on Patriot Missive

There’s one small problem though; I’m in Tel Aviv, Israel right now. That means my time zone is 8 hours ahead of Chicago.

I’ve never been one to sleep in so I’ll be up (hopefully) at 4am Tel Aviv time to LIVE BLOG the VP debate. I’ll try to caffeinate the best I can but I make no promises to my mood. Fair warning that there may be more cursing than usual.

So load up Patriot Missive tonight at 8pm CST!  I’ll have the chat room open in case anyone cares to slap me awake.

You can watch the debate Live from Washington University in St. Louis on Thursday, October 2nd at 8pm CST.

UPDATE:

This just in from someecards.com:



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Michelle Obama's Jewish Connection


Oh, the religious webs we weave….

Michelle Obama, wife of the Democratic presidential nominee, and Rabbi Capers Funnye, spiritual leader of a mostly black synagogue on Chicago’s South Side, are first cousins once removed. Funnye’s mother, Verdelle Robinson Funnye (born Verdelle Robinson) and Michelle Obama’s paternal grandfather, Frasier Robinson Jr., were brother and sister.

Funnye (pronounced fuh-NAY) is chief rabbi at the Beth Shalom B’nai Zaken Ethiopian Hebrew Congregation in southwest Chicago. He is well-known in Jewish circles for acting as a bridge between mainstream Jewry and the much smaller, and largely separate, world of black Jewish congregations, sometimes known as black Hebrews or Israelites.

I think it’s a long stretch for Jewish voters to feel a kinship with Obama simply because his wife has a first cousin (once removed) who just so happens to be a chief rabbi.

Strangely enough, this information was never hidden nor ever announced to the media.  It just simply… existed.

Sort of like VP candidate Joe Biden calling himself a zionist because his son married a Jewish woman.

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Chicago cops to pack M4s, SWAT to patrol the streets.


I guess you could call this the war at home.
As violence increases in the city not 20 mins (to an hour or more depending on traffic) from my home, the best answer the local government can come up with- is even more guns on the streets.

Chicago Police SWAT teams are already equipped with M4 carbines, but rank-and-file officers are out-gunned. They’re only allowed to carry pistols. When you’re up against a street gang member armed with an AK-47, that’s like taking a BB-gun to a battle.

Used by the U.S. Marine Corps, the M4 is an assault rifle that fires more shots in less time than a conventional handgun. The fully automatic version can fire up to 1,000 rounds a minute, although the magazines hold 20 to 30 shots.

Last week, police arrested a man suspected of using an AK-47 during a shoot-out with police just after he allegedly used the gun to kill a man at a South Side plumbing business.

In October 2006, police were in a shoot-out with three gang members they thought were on their way to carry out a gang hit. Police fired at the men after one of the suspects raised an AK-47 at them. Some of the officers were armed with assault weapons and shotguns. Two of the suspects were killed.

Of course, this spawns many questions:

How did these individuals get their hands on ak-47s?
Couldn’t this just prompt violent offenders to seek the next level of fire power to combat police armed with semi-auto to automatic weapons?

Granted, there has been a big increase in violence, specifically gang related shootings reported in the past week or so, and people are looking for any reason to explain the increase, from increases in temperature (allowing for more outdoor extracurricular activity they say), to ease of procuring weapons, and lack of police presence aside from cameras on street corners.

But one has to wonder if returning the streets of Chicago to a warzone like state of readiness/weariness is the way to go.  The last time gang activities saw this kind’ve response in the city- booze was being trafficked and sold illegally, and the government was notoriously corrupt.

Now the switch has been made from booze (now legal) to drugs (still not) but the government is still questionable (though now for more white collar dealings and frauds, and not turning blind eyes and being in league with the gangs). 

High school dropouts are high, the U.S. education system at large is years behind other developed countries, absentee parenting is rampant as recession falls hardest on the ever shrinking middle class and leaves the lower class needing to hold multiple jobs if there’s even a hope of holding onto homes and keeping food in the fridge, drug use continues to be criminalized at a rate that is ill-fitting given the “crime” itself of using- leaving many in a ”justice” system that sees 1 of every 100 adults in the U.S. imprisoned coming out far worse off in life than they ever could’ve been with treatment and education on addiction rather than mandatory minimum sentencing and fines, and let us just all face it- times are tough and getting tougher, with no end in sight…

So now here we are with a plan some are calling Mayor Daley’s surge.  As I’d like to hope we’ve seen in Iraq, force is not an answer to a problem, when the problem itself is hardly understood.  We have to dig into the roots of our social ills if we want to seek peace.  Of course, we could just spend years and billions barricading off areas of our cities, setting up check points, and having heavily armed roaming patrols on duty 24/7 from now until an unforeseeable future, lord knows we’re good at that.

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Minnesota Smoking Ban Loophole


Having just finished a long binge drinking excursion at the Chicago South Side parade, an article about the Minnesota smoking ban caught my eye. Illinois (my home state) began enforcing its anti-smoking law at the start of the year. Being an avid St. Patrick’s Day fan, I was amazed this year by how pleasant the bar experience turned out to be without the usual smoky fog.

But in Minnesota, they’re coming up with some ingenious ways to get around the state’s smoking ban.

Apparently, there’s an exception to the state’s law which allows performers in a theatrical production to legally smoke on stage. Some bars are taking advantage of this loophole by printing up playbills, proclaiming the bar a stage, and dubbing customers “actors”.

About 30 bars in Minnesota have been exploiting the loophole by staging the faux theater productions and pronouncing cigarettes props, according to an anti-smoking group.

It seems like an awful lot of work to me. But I’ll give them kudos for ingenuity. One bar has named the nightly ’show’ as, “The Tobacco Monologues”. Bravo.

Which other states have smoking bans too?

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As you can see, both Minnesota and Illinois (white) have smoking legally banned in three major public places; bars, restaurants, and the workplace.

That is, unless you’ve bought tickets to “The Tobacco Monologues”.

Clicking on the map brings you to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_smoking_bans_in_the_United_States.

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