Anonymous Coward
Name for a blogger who is old enough to join the military, too old to stay at home and is spoiled rotten.
“Anonymous Coward writes: Our president needs to be impeached for his terroristic act of waging war.”

George Bush
The most hated president in 2006, 2007 and 2008. The most loved president twenty years from now. The most important in recent history. Someone who stood strong while the weak in America gave him crap.
“2055: Remember George Bush? Yeah, wasn’t he the president who stuck to his guns and didn’t back down? Too bad we don’t have a president like him today…”

and, oh yeah…

Smidget
A little bit less than a midget.
“Mom, check out that smidget. He’s knee-high to a bull frog.”