Ms. Missive’s version:
Dearest Kimmy Jong-Ily,
We’ve got history together. You’re a decision maker, I’m a decision maker… we both have decision-making jobs. But listen, man. The time has come to decide the decision. It’s the nukes, Kimmy. They’ve got’s ta go. I’m trying not to go ghetto an ya, bud. We’ve got history. Have I mentioned that yet?
I regress.
My point is… oh look! an airplane! weeee!
XOXO,
Georgie
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Yeah…ever since intelligence reports called him out on Iran…let's f@%k with N. Korea again….
Dear Santa:
Please don't let Bush remember China's still a communist country. He really wants to go play war some more. Also, could you put a lump of poop in his stocking instead of coal? I wouldn't want him to have anything he could sell for fuel.
I've been a good girl this year and doing the above would be the best present of all.
Yeah…ever since intelligence reports called him out on Iran…let’s f@%k with N. Korea again….
Dear Santa:
Please don’t let Bush remember China’s still a communist country. He really wants to go play war some more. Also, could you put a lump of poop in his stocking instead of coal? I wouldn’t want him to have anything he could sell for fuel.
I’ve been a good girl this year and doing the above would be the best present of all.
