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1st up- as reported previously here at PM, Bush wrote a letter to N. Korea asking them to, you know, stop being douchey with the whole evil dictator with bombs and threats and such. Well, they’ve written back, and basically just wanted us to know they’re good with that, and they expect us to kinda do the same. Isn’t it great when we can all play nice?
Oh hey- speaking of playing nice, the Israeli Prime Minister said he’s not going to initiate any major offensives against the Palestinian rocket crews along the Gaza Strip in the next month, even though the rocket crews have been launching, you know, rockets at them. But good ol’ G. Dubbya is going to be showing up around the 9th of Jan. and they don’t want the violence to overshadow his visit. Of course, if there’s any major casualties in the near future as a result of the rockets, well then it’s whoop-ass time.
Of course, Bush’s visit will be waiting until after the holiday season, which more poor kids can celebrate by, you know, getting sick and suffering a lack of health care because they have no insurance and Bush vetoed again a bill to provide health care for the children of the less well-to-do. But hey, on the plus side- there will be tons of good candidates to play Tiny Tim in local theater productions of A Christmas Carol! You gotta look on the bright side with these things.
And while we’re on the topic of the bright-side… (yes, I am a master at the transition from one topic to the next) …there’s good news for anybody convicted of a crime in New Jersey, at least you don’t have to worry about getting the death penalty anymore, cuz Jersey doesn’t roll like that anymore. That’s right, New Jersey has become the first state to formally abolish the death penalty. Of course, you’ve still got to worry about prison sex… ewww…
That was really kind’ve random.
Oh, before I forget- while on the topic of all things random… Ladies and Gentlemen, South Korea is proud to present- Glowing Cats! Um… what? That’s right, in an effort to discover ways to treat human genetic diseases, scientists in S. Korea have spliced in some genes to cloned cats they cooked up that make them glow red when exposed to UV light. I have no idea what glowing red has to do with disease, but hey, I’m no scientist.
So there you have it, a nice little slice of news you can butter up like toast and snack on with your morning coffee.
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December 14th, 2007 at 9:58 am
hee hee. You said "douchey".
December 14th, 2007 at 11:58 am
hee hee. You said “douchey”.