Osama bin Laden, remember him? (He’s not dead yet, we still don’t know where he is, he’s the man deemed most responsible for the atrocities committed on 9-11?) Yeah… that guy. Well anyway- he’s got a new message for Islamist extremist insurgents in Iraq. Get together, hug it out, and get back to what you’re there for- fucking up the Americans.
His opinion is that the different groups have been so busy worrying about “fanatical tribe loyalties”, they’ve lost sight of the real agenda- making us go away.
In the brief tape played on Al-Jazeera television, the terrorist leader urged militants to ”beware of division…. The Muslim world is waiting for you to gather under one banner.”
Anthony Cordesman, a terror analyst, said bin Laden’s underlying message appeared to be aimed at al-Qaida in Iraq — ”that al-Qaida needs to be less arrogant and moderate its conduct.”
You know, swap a few words around in the premise- and this could be a good election campaign speech. Something along the lines of wanting the Republicans (and/or Democrats) to be less arrogant and moderate their conduct, so that the whole United States could gather under one banner (as long as it doesn’t read “Mission Accomplished”).
Of course… we don’t have anyone in the United States who has “fanatical tribe loyalties” (unless you count that pesky 25% who still think Bush is doing a bang-up job. Maybe they thought “bang-up” meant “like looking at a car accident”?).
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